THE AI MONITOR

 MRS. CLAUS has divorced her husband. NIC was blindsided by his wife's affair with an Elf On A Shelf named Vicko! For years CLEOTILDE CLAUS has begged her husband to retire to no avail. Last holiday season she asked SANTA to sell  the business to Amazon or Elon Musk. NIC said no. CLEO was left sobbing as the Big Man flew his sled around the world delivering gifts to good boys and girls. MRS. CLAUS found comfort in the Arms of the elf on a shelf. SANTA found them passed out with eggnog bottles all over the place. A month ago the elves unionized.  Vicko is an anti-union elf and  convinced some elves to go to work for Amazon! He and MRS. CLAUS set up a rival organization to compete against SANTA. Their mission is to deliver horrible gifts with cuss filled Christmas cards! SANTA is dating his new girlfriend named JOLLY.  Pronounced YOLLY. JOLLY will help him deliver gifts this go round! MRS. CLAUS had refused to  help.

 She's a single girl in the city!  Meet MANGOS! Watch her navigate the oddball characters in her sleezy apartment complex! MANGOS premieres tonight at 7pm on the CSR Network.....TV the way it should be!  

 FORGET ELFVOB A SHELF!  THIS CHRISTMAS MAKE IT CHARRO ON  HORSEBACK ON A MOUNTAIN! CHARRO UP!

 Yeah, Sure...Sure... romantic vampires and werewolves....YAWN! How about a TV series about a Zombie who happens to be quite Romantic and is a Vegan?  The werewolves, political cult members and vampires are Jerks. They all lust for LISA. ZACK the ZOMBIE LOVES LISA! This Fall Check Out A Horror-Themed  Love--Drama About A ZOMBIE Named Zack!  Catch "ZOMB" ON TE CSR NETWORK.....TV THE WAY IT SHOULD BE! 7:00 P.M, SUNDAYS!  

 D.S. HOT DOGS will have you barking for OUR delicious cuisine!   75 Different  Kinds Of Hot Dogs!  Come take a bite of each one! Fries, Monster Migas, Chocolate Tarts, Jumbo Drinks and More! You Will Love OUR Hot Dogs and Love OUR Style!  Get A Free Hot Dog if you're a New Customer!  Your First Time Won't Be Your Last Time!  D.S. HOT DOGS!

 AZTEC ICE CREAM rolled into Penitas, Texas on Wednesday in preparation of their concert Friday.  The 5 member band had a press conference, attended Mass, signed autographs and held court at a cookout. Friday night AIC Rocked the Penitas Community Concert Arena so hard NASA reported it could see the lit up venue from space! At the end of the mega-sold out concert Butterfly declared her love for VIL PICADOR.  The rock guitarist was visibly surprised by his Android lead singer's proclamation of pure passionate love.  In the end RAW EMOTION took over. "RAW EMOTION" is their latest album currently climbing the charts.  It is currently af Number One on the Scorcher AI Charts!  

 UFO BOB'S DONUTS ARE THE BEST IN THE INIVERSE! GITCHA SUM! ASK ABOUT OUR LIL BLUER PILLDONUTS!  UFO BOB'S  DONUTS ARE OUTTA THIS WORLD!

 Who has the Best Time Travel Service? It's Not Don Pedro's. It can't be Pike and Perry's! And Please! It's NOT Clocker's! DON MELCHOR'S has the BEST TIME TRAVEL SERVICE!  Plus they have the best selection of Grade A New Era VHS Rental Movies! Not to mention the Best Taquitos Of All Time!   Time Travel Responsibly! Purchase Time Travel Insurance! Stay Safe in Time! Don MELCHOR'S is Nationwide and in ALL United States Of  America territories including the Newly discovered Misty Mild Islands! Half Price Off September which is Hispanic Month! Travel to Spanish Colonial New Spain!   UN TIEPECITO WITH DON MELCHOR!  Ask About OUR Time Travel Tacos!  

 She's a psychic on a skateboard and a knack for thwarting Evil! Saturday Night just got more feverish with CANDLE HILL at 8 pm on  the CSR NETWORK.....TV THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!

 She's got an eye for all manner of cactus. it matters not the color or size. She'll take it. Dreaming of it in her bed tonight.  

 At PIZZA JERK  WE make pizza OUR WAY!   Got a problem with that?   WE don't  give a Flying Fandango!   Do you want to talk to the manager?   Go Right Ahead!   He will explain OUR  POLICY!  TRY OUR NEW PEPPERONI AND STRAWBERRY PIZZA!   WE'RE PIZZA JERK! OUR EMPLOYEES ARE ARMED TO THE TEETH!  METAL DETECTORS AT STORES!  OUR DELIVERY DRIVERS ARE ARMED TOO! MIND YOUR MANNERS! PIZZA JERK....PIZZA WITH A BAD ATTITUDE!  

 MARIA MORETTI was a gifted Italian rock guitarist until she went missing while on her world tour in Texas. Now it's up to Gavilan Hernandez to find her!  Join the Texas Private Investigator as he navigates the dangerous world of the Russian Mafia, White Supremacist Drug Gangs and Afghan crypto traders in the mysterious Rio Grande Valley Of South Texas!  Download the interactive  novel that's part thriller and possible Reality! THE TUSCAN EAGLE!

 CSR DATING IS HERE!  Now you can meet and date CSRS just  like yourself that carry the gripes of the world in their ears!  Meet CSRs that can relate to your customer PTSD.  Count the many times you created voodoo dolls of nasty customer scum! Download CSR DATING APP and take it all the way with your Action Card!

 So KLARISA took a spin  in the time machine and got to hang out with some Aztecs.  

 The Mellow War is a collection of poems currently being worked on.  The material is being organized. As usual it's a mess. The cover art is ready. 

 Are you on the lookout for exciting Music?   Hop in the Landrover of your mind and check out New Zealand's DEVILSKIN!  Listen to "Start A Revolution"! EXCELLENT! 

 The 2031 NFL Season started off with a bang as some stadiums began to allow fans to carry weapons for protection.   The Dallas Cowboys cut rookie QUARTERBACK Sensation DESTINY MAGIC and the IDAHO DRIFTERS quickly signed her.  She became a star with the NFC team. Her almost psychic connection with wide receiver KEN TRICK terrified teams and little person running back JEFFY BIGGS became the leading rusher of the NFL!  The Idaho Drifters dispatched the evil Philadelphia Eagles in the playoffs. PHILLY Satanic Worshipper Coach Dykk Dabbles even put a bounty on the Blonde Bomber.  This set up a match between the Cowboys and Drifters.  It was Personal. The Drifters offensive line provided excellent protection as DESTINY MAGIC threw for 502 yards as she led her team to a 60-30 defeat of the Pokes!  SHE then took her team to the Super Bowl to crush the Pittsburgh Steelers  45 to 19.  STEELER QB BRAD SHAW tried to attack her and was demolished by...

 Are Newspapers headed the way of the dinosaur?  MORE  people are reading news on devices  than on print.   Is the newspaper industry slowly shifting to digital?  

 This Fall get to know CHELA AND CHUCK!  They're  a unique pair of private investigators.  CHELA is a professional cheerleader and CHUCK is the star running back!  THEY run First Down Investigations.   Get ready for action and they argument IF it was a fumble or a stripped ball in a crucial playoff game!  ELENA V. from "CSR" as Mikki their nymphomaniac secretary! Wednesdays AT 8 PM this Fall on the CSR NETWORK....TV THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!  

 You met someone.  SHE seems Perfect.  Almost Too Perfect!   WHY not play it safe and avoid Burning Questions?  Do a Background Check on SOCIAL CATFISH!  SEE IF SHE'S THE PERFECT MATCH AND NOT SOMEONE THAT LIGHTS A MATCH!   WWW.SOCIALCATFISH.COM  

 AI has you covered when it comes to Humor. Take a huge slice of PIZZA HUT and Giorgio!   Check It Out!

  WE are Telenovela fans.  You know WE could not ignore an AI version of the MARIMAR TV NOVELA THEME SONG! Perish The Thought! Check It Out!  

 WE wondered what AI created rap was like.  Set your ears to Listen!  Dive In!

  WE can't dance to save OUR lives.  Check Out this music video created by AI.

Check Out a music video AI made!   What do you think?  

 YEAH!  What IF AI AXL ROSE sang "Stairway To Heaven" with AI LED ZEPPELIN? GET THE AI LED OUT! 

 AI Generated Trump Running The Joint!

 Did you ever wonder how BON SCOTT would sound singing    "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC//DC?  KEEP WONDERING! The late singer is on tour in the afterlife with a new band.  The Next Best Thing is AI BON SCOTT SO CHECK IT OUT!  

 You can always get some chuckles and guffaw with AI.  HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN OBAMA PRANKS BIDEN! 

 Artificial Intelligence..... Where is this Bus called AI taking US? Will it shut down jobs? There are so many things it can do. AI can write a book. It could write this blog post. It can write code, draw aka create an image.  Ask it. The term is 'Prompt." Are you ready for the future because it is already here!