A SPORTS STORY FROM THE FUTURE

 The 2031 NFL Season started off with a bang as some stadiums began to allow fans to carry weapons for protection.  

The Dallas Cowboys cut rookie QUARTERBACK Sensation DESTINY MAGIC and the IDAHO DRIFTERS quickly signed her.  She became a star with the NFC team. Her almost psychic connection with wide receiver KEN TRICK terrified teams and little person running back JEFFY BIGGS became the leading rusher of the NFL! 

The Idaho Drifters dispatched the evil Philadelphia Eagles in the playoffs. PHILLY Satanic Worshipper Coach Dykk Dabbles even put a bounty on the Blonde Bomber. 

This set up a match between the Cowboys and Drifters.  It was Personal. The Drifters offensive line provided excellent protection as DESTINY MAGIC threw for 502 yards as she led her team to a 60-30 defeat of the Pokes! 

SHE then took her team to the Super Bowl to crush the Pittsburgh Steelers  45 to 19.  STEELER QB BRAD SHAW tried to attack her and was demolished by the Idaho Drifters offensive line!  

WOW!